And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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