You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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