Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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