Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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