ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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