omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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