Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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