He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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