Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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