So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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