Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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