I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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