awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
honey bunches of taint.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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