So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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