i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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