yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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