They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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