First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Im part way to drunk.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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