pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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