I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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