i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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