i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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