He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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