no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize