"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
That accounts for only three of the penises
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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