Don't make out with my wife yet
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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