what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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