PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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