Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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