Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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