My boss' voice literally gives me gas
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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