I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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