Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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