Are we in a gay sports bar?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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