so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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