Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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