She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I need help removing her.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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