We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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