He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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