week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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