Don't you send me to vm
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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