I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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