Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I wish I only lived at night.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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