I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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