Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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