Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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