You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
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