It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
