what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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