You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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