It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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