I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
